Monthly Archives: August 2006
The Perfect MMO
Here’s the perfect guide to making the perfect MMORPG: Include everything. I want to be a cyborg elf from Mars with a T-Rex for a pet. And I want to kill ninja androids who use lightsabers and magic.
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Diggity, Digg, Digg, Dug!
Once again, welcome to our continuing weekly series, Digg Of The Week! This week’s Digg? Digg Trademark Fun! Unfortunately, this week provides us with another load of gibberish.
Filed under Cyberpunk Hero, Internet
Dare to Create (Garbage)
Here at Cyberpunk Hero we’re human too. (Partially.) We have our flaws, and one of them is our fear of creation. After all, creating something isn’t easy. It can even be scary. But you know what’s scarier? Not being creative. … Continue reading
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Cyberpunk On The Seas
Here at Cyberpunk Hero we don’t normally do link posts. This is an exception. http://www.flurb.net/1/doctorow.htm This story is a rare demonstration of how to do high-powered ‘Net cyberpunk right. And that’s hard.
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Of course, I’m not going to make a real one. Would NOT want that to go off accidentally.
I should go to an airport and claim to have made a bomb out of my pants. It’ll be worth it to see what new security measures they add.
Filed under Cyberpunk Hero, Terrorism
More Good Things To Do
Here at Cyberpunk Hero we pride ourselves on our recurring features. By returning to old themes with a new approach, brand new levels of creativity can be attained. This time we’re focusing on things you can do while on the … Continue reading
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This post is so short, it doesn’t even deserve a title.
In states where gay marriage is banned, what happens if you marry someone then get a sex change? Besides a public lynching, of course.
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The future isn’t now. By definition.
Lots of people say they support progress. Maybe they donate a couple dollars a year to cancer research. But few people understand how progress occurs. These two sentences have preceded every great invention ever made: “Why the fuck can’t I … Continue reading
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Let’s Be Fair – The Internet is Only Mostly For Porn
Good Thing About The Internet: You can call someone an asshole and they can’t hit you. Bad Thing About The Internet: When somene else is an asshole, you can’t hit them.
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Digg, digg, digg of the week!
Welcome to this week’s installment of Digg Of The Week! As the title indicates, every week we will look at the most dugg site and give you an official Cyberpunk Hero critique. This week’s Digg? How I (color blind person) … Continue reading
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