Good, Bad and Badass Strike Back

It’s October, and you know what that means: The Cyberpunk Hero exclusive article, The Good, The Bad and the Badass!

The Cyberpunk Dream (cont.)

Okay, we’ve done body mods. So we’re halfway there – time for brain mods.

The problem with brain mods is that surgical procedures are pretty much out of the question. So far, at least. Cutting into the brain and sticking something in there just doesn’t work yet. However, there are still several ways to approach brain modification.

Nostalgia

Nostalgia is when you forget the shitty parts of history. Here at Cyberpunk Hero we tend to avoid nostalgia – generally, history was about is good and bad as it is right now.

However, there are some things we’re nostalgic about:

The Cyberpunk Dream

Step 1: Find a sharp knife. Apply the blade to the bottom of your neck, cutting a deep incision. Be careful to avoid any arteries – if you hit one by accident, call for an ambulance.

Step 2: Insert a web-direct webcam into the wound, with the lens pointing out. Turn VERY IMPORTANT – make sure the batteries can be replaced without causing undue damage.

Tired of It

Fuck it.

Fuck it all.

The Monster in the Closet

Generally, when people think of monsters, boogeymen and the like, they consider them to be fallacies of youth. But adults have their own set of boogeymen.

Da-da-da-digg, da-da-da-digg, da-da-da-digg!

(Of the Week.)

This week’s Digg: The 46 Best-ever Freeware Utilities
Free programs = good. No issue, right?

…right?

Well, almost.

Sects

Wow, I was searching on Google the other day and I noticed that there are an awful lot of different Christian sects. What’s up with that?

Yes, Christians sure do love sects. Then again, who doesn’t?

Best. Day. Of Television. Ever.

Firefly from 8 AM to 7 PM on Sci Fi.

Scrubs reruns from 7 PM to 8 PM, followed by The Daily Show and The Colbert Report at 8 and 8:30 on Comedy Central.

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip begins at 10 PM on NBC.

I <3 TV.

Pirates vs. Privacy: I’m rooting for the Pirates

Here at Cyberpunk Hero we’re a big fan of the Pirate Party. If you haven’t heard of them, you should check them out.

We like them because they believe in the freedom of information. All information should be free to everyone, all the time. More importantly, information will be free. It’s impossible to stop. Every attempt at censorship has, in the long run, failed. And with the rise of the Internet, information is easier to gain than ever.

However, the Pirate Party also claims to support the right to privacy. This is patently absurd.